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Unless she was actually Chinese, but knowing you, she wasn't.
No.
Me too.
You must be so excited.
Mostly on himself.
Have you seen the one where the alligator bites the python,
The narrative through line has been restored.
Okay... partner.
Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with that much longer.
I think your part is on the wrong side of your head.
Pop, I'm gonna ask you to wait in the car.
[Brad sighs]
Seriously, thank you...
- Predator-prey videos. - What is that? I don't know what that is.
You do realize we're in a small confined space,
You're like Rain Man. Oh, my God.
'Cause we're all about reliability and consistency here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, I just sold someone air for the price of a goddamn house?
For support.
Go ahead, take a bite.
with a little something that makes me happy. Hmm?
I... I love video games more than anything.
Big smiles, and we're rolling.
Same thing I want every day: to help people achieve their goals.
Right? That's a big deal for me.
I know that Pootie's your son. I just met your ex. She told me.
Yeah.
And I'm also taking requests for any spell combos.
Now, I need you to start pushing my new product.
[Poppy] Oh, sweet! A diner. I could eat.
Uh, sorry, excuse me?
What dog?
Christ, I can't wait till I get my learner's permit.
Which is why I came up with a system
So, Brad, what's something you can accomplish next?
It was some old guy who lives in a trailer park or something. Crazy.
- That one's great. - Okay, yeah.
For the record, I give this conversation zero buttholes.
I mentioned the fact that you were getting plowed by random dudes.
Hey!
Wow. Busted.
We just made a quarter of a million dollars off that Sword of Time thingy.