Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think I want to write a song about all this.
Monica, if there's something you'd like to share...
Oh, I don't eat meat.
Now I'm gonna kick some ass!
Excuse me.
- Mommy! - Ah.
Oh, oh. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video.
I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
- Hey, Sal? - Mm-hm?
That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset?
I'm going to the bathroom now.
Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
- Really? - Whoa.
- And I'm in the movie! - Hey.
I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.
...who cooks, by the way...
I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.
Susie Moss!
Oh, this is so wild.
Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?
If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself.