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Okay, now, which one of you will be releasing us to freedom?
All right, Stan. Now, don't be nervous. This place is a sure thing.
You're not a killer of men, you're a killer of truth.
Well, you know what I mean. Something dog. Whose deal is it?
There we are.
- You told them I'm a killing virgin? - Stan, come on. I'm a gossip.
You were the first to reply to our post on Craigslist.
My name's Randy. I just moved in with my mom down the street.
I offend people with the sex I have.
And a milk, please.
I'll never forget you, Bad Larry. You'll always be my first.
Stan, look who I met at the bar. This is Gladys.
I can't believe you fired a shot that completely missed Randy...
Oh, better yet, don't.
Hey, pal, relax. We brought you to the best place in town.
And you'll be doing your killing with this.
I sure didn't, honey. I sure didn't.
We need a fourth, so Chilly's coming along.
Are you sure? We have many new takeout menus.
No one has ever passed the viral depression test without crying. Can you? If you pass without crying, you are the chosen one. Swipe left to find the full depression test. Good luck. quiztest.me
So how do you and Stan know each other?
...corpse.
What? I'm just trying to make sure we're all clear.
Hey, how about when you kill someone dead...
I can't. She's too tall. I don't wanna kill anyone too tall.
...in my secret spy lair behind the waterfall?
I've got an area. Something about Rutger Hauer.
...or I'm kicking your ass!