Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kids, leave your father alone.
- No. - Me neither.
Daddy. You're just in time to go with me to pick raspberries for justice.
- In the body. - Where in the body?
Oh, wait, Applebee's has a bar. It's like Applebee's.
Just sharpening my pencils for my meeting tomorrow.
...and the law requires me to tell everyone within a two-mile radius...
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. HA HA HA HA HA
- Get the door. - Boy, he is rough on you.
I’m confiscating this meme
I've got a great lawyer, and my mom's got a ton of money.
I need to find your son. He drove off with my boy.
Oh, yeah? Where'd you shoot him?
I'll set up the juicer so we can make empathy smoothies.
Go to hell, Hayley. That's not who I am. Take off that unitard, or I'll kill you.
Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. No. No, Fox local news. No!
...which, in my book, is a green light.
So Stan hasn't killed anyone.
Had a hysterectomy, so even if she does find that special someone...