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Are you Randy's mother?
This is Mark. He created that TV show Quintuplets.
...that I'm a registered sex offender.
My God, boys. We can all take a page from Randy the molester's book.
Check out my hat
It all started when I was a rookie agent 20 years ago.
The front. The front of the body.
Everyone cries when they take this test. If you can pass without crying, you’re a very strong person. Try it now. quiztest.me
You can't go on being a virgin.
While I was strangling him, I stuck my thumb in his eye and popped his eye out.
Hey, shut the door. You're letting all the air out.
- Was he in pain? - Did his guts spill?
Slit his throat with a coping saw, then ate an egg-salad sandwich.
Well, you're terrible at it. You are terrible.
I bet he sees his victims' faces every time he closes his eyes.
Α γ ω θ η ι κ ρ τ α η γ φ υ κ η ν β ω ψ κ ι θ ο π ;
(Martin Slaps Nemo with a Belt) STOP TALKING TO ME THAT WAY, I'M YOUR FATHER!!!
I've been walking around wondering who the jerk is and then, BAM, I'm the jerk!
How would you like to see the old mattress...
Sorry, boys, I don't kill and tell. Part of the killers' code.
Hey, he's gonna get you too
- We got here as soon as we could. - Find the boys.
We're in bit of a hurry. We have to catch a comet.