Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we go to a local orphanage, pick out a kid, fill out all the paperwork

Tiny everything!

How's school going so far?

Chris, I'd give you a hug, but I'm exhausted from working two jobs to pay your tuition.

I'll take the one on the right.

Our curriculum consists of being on boats

Um, oh dear. Sara tells me your certs and the certs of the poor.

that, may have been the best halibut I've ever had.

I gave the next speech after the Braveheart guy.

Why don’t you let my family and I take you out to dinner?

In fact, you're just in time for our homecoming pep rally.

Well, a certain kind of pirate. Yes, we've been called that.

So do you think your school would be right for Chris?

My son got into DeVry.

hintity, hint-hint.

- Hi, Chris. - Hello.Hey, how are you?

Family Guy No Chris Left Behind

I say, I could home-school him.

Someone in the bookstore.

Come on. Come on in. Your family's waiting in here.

I didn't really fit in there anyway. The rooms were only 15x20.

You know what? I-I just... I hope I didn't hurt you.

Yeah, they couldn't seat us for like an hour, so we ended up coming here

I am so tired of you.