Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Skull and Bones elders are now ready to admit you to our ranks.
If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now.
It is.
oh, my. Johann tells me you intend to install your own door as a poor might do.
I'm in love with you.
Sorry? You better get your ass in that closet, Pewterschmidt.
- I cannot for the life of me remember. - Oh, my God, that's ridiculous.
Oops
You know, I have to admit I've always been a little worried about Chris, but
Yes, I should attend this institution.
After all, I taught Cleveland how to make Jiffy Pop.
Oh, Barney, I'm never going to meet the right girl and get married.
Kill them!
- Me, too. - Something about a coupon. It's all...
- Buttscratcher! - Buttscratcher!
What?
Why don't you let my wife and I take you out to dinner?
W-We had reservations at another place and they... right, right, honey?
I DON'T CARE, RUNT!!! AND STOP CRYING LIKE A 5 MONTHS OLD BOY NAMED ARTHUR!!! 3... 2... 1! (Alison spanks Runt with a belt 10 times)
Welcome to our meeting here at the school.
Well, Chris, you're not gonna learn any history from this. This textbook is from 1948.
Perhaps one day I could be more powerful than King Friday.
Hey, Peter, what's up?
well, I was wondering if you could get him into that fancy boarding school you went to.
Well, let me know if you need help. I can be very persuasive.
"Israel, the brand-new country everyone's gonna love."
Y-Yeah, you know, Nicole and I came here by accident.