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Oh, no, no, no,no, no, I got it.

that title wrote a check that those queers on stage refused to cash.

We gonna have a puppet show. We gonna have some jazz.

oh, dear. Johann tells me your luggage is the luggage of the poor.

Chris got expelled from James Woods High, and,

We got lots of exciting topics here tonight.

It's awful. I hate it!

Yes, Chris. Your pledge period is over.

oh, dear. Johann tells me your ammunition is the ammunition of the poor.

No, I mean, I think I want to go back to my old school.

Chris, being expelled is a serious thing.

Yes! Thank you!

FUCK! SHUT UP! I WILL JOT THE GENIE DOWN TO A MAN EATING PLANT AND NEVER BE SEEN! THERE WILL BE SULLEY AND TWILIGHT AROUND!

Oh, oh, oh, lemme, lemme,let me... I-I'll get that.

You want me to get Chris into Morningwood Academy?

And food that's not served from warming trays.

- I'm not taking my hand off this thing. - Well, neither am I.

I'll call Daddy and I'll see if there's anything he can do.

I have a glandular problem.

I mean, it's not like the high school will take him back.

Nostalgia Critic The Thief and The Cobbler

Yeah, I got dragged here by this broad I'm trying to screw.

Ah, it's good to have you back, buddy.

- Buttscratcher! - Buttscratcher!

- Why? - Mind your business. That's why.