Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And this is James Bottomtooth, IV.

You know, Ted, don't you think it's kinda strange for a guy in his 20s

I can't hear you!

...and that was the third time I slept with Katherine Harris.

Oh, look at my tiny dog. I'm gonna put it in my tiny purse.

And every other school we've tried just doesn't seem to be a good fit for Chris.

you now have to spend seven minutes in the closet with our most senior member.

Chris, welcome to the Skull and Bones Society.

if that's really what you want, Chris.

that they can't afford text books from this century?

but with no education, what kind of future can he possibly have?

heir to the Chapstick fortune.

So, yeah, let's do it.

Would you like a dick?! Hello, Yes. I have $1 Billion

Oh, no, Chris, that's horrible.

There are toys. And a puppy.

and I couldn't study last night because you made us go to the ballet.

- That works. - It'll teach us a lesson. - Yeah, that's even better.

And this is Virgil MasterCard, heir to the MasterCard fortune.

that are in abutment of church lands.

Peter, a little culture is good for this family.

Well, I suppose I could pull some strings

and I've never been inside; isn't that funny?