Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing here?
Peter, we've got to find another school for him.
Boy, a degree from here would set you up with any job you wanted.
Don't you talk to my wife like that!
Really? Wow, cool!
- Buttscratcher! - Peter, no.
No, no, you'll love it.It's great.
You got an extra job just to put me through school?
oh, dear. Johann tells me your ammunition is the ammunition of the poor.
Quahog School for the Deaf has great programs,
If I didn't learn to laugh at myself I'd be dead right now.
Well, hey, y'all said my name.
"Oh, this will be worth a few yuks," but no, Lois,
Well, as anyone in Florida will tell you, she knows how to rig an erection.
Oh, my God! What do we do?! What do we do?! We're both here.
It would mean so much to our family.
Morningwood Academy is charging us $30,000.
Oh, my God! We should text each other! Hang up! Hang up!
Dumbo Oh, crap!
Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around!
and then don't take him home. It's hilarious.
So, Chris, how's the new school?
I suppose there is one thing I can do to raise the school's test average.