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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
someone said צה״ל!
of only $12 per life cut tragically short,
You were built without a backup unit.
Bender's saved.
Shall we review alphabetical order?
(Blows raspberry, screams)
A towering inferno of physical perfection?
(Screams)
(Panting)
with a gift shop, selling piñatas of me!
There's no backup copy of me?
It's gonna be okay.
(Wind howling)
Thanks to Denial, I'm Immortal
I don't know!
DID SOMEONE SAY TOES
I maintain a cubicle here for weekend getaways.
What?! Then how come you always scream
you wet the chair.
Then again,
Hermes, old pal.
Come on, fellow mortal. We're in Tijuana.
I'll have to skip.
- Am so. - Are not.
(Explosion) And he's not looking back