Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Speaking of which...
(Bear growls)
That's what you get for calling tech support.
You're right. You're right. You're right.
Someone said Howitzer
but I'm counting on you to do
Okay, Bender, you're mortal.
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow! Ooh.
I recommend the men's room at the Twa Terminal.
No! This is impossible!
Identity confirmed.
If I die, I can just download my backup copy
Here are our passports, visas,
Well, things are starting to look up.
I'll give you a nice kevorking.
But what?
Bender: Ah, shoot!
And the other potential entrant?
He was just a stupid bureaucrat.
Get out here and get murdered like a man!
Bender, no!
One little stab to the goo, and...
No!
Oh, Bender, I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect.
Will you be taking your portable filing cabinet?
The day I was built, he looked me over,
That is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard.
I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of...
(Weapons firing, panting)
I just download into another body.
but only to prove I'm not just a paper-pushing file jockey.
Yes, anything less than immortality