Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I sure do.
I'm a natural.
1 x 8311 = 8311
maintains records on all bureaucrats.
Let me handle this.
I'm not leaving you, and that's final!
I'll have tech support take care of you.
Dying sucks butt!
Suicide isn't necessarily the answer.
(Electronic whirring)
in a bitter, homicidal rage?
It's payback time, Sploder.
Old pal?
I'm gonna die!
(Sputtering)
(Grunts) (Thud)
What's that in the Mexican garbage?
In fact, I'm putting you on the do-not-kill list.
Factor in the corsages for the widows...
End of the line, mon.
They have phones in booths now?
Then suicide it is.
(Whooping)
Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon.
Don't you wish you were flawless like me
(Grunts)