Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know! When I got that left-hand-yellow, I was like, "What?"
Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize.
All by ourselves
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth.
Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl?
I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said,
They've been looking for couple best friends forever.
And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces.
- Yeah, so... - It's just...
And now that we're best couple friends
(CRUNCHING)
MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today
Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul
Oh, I wish you had called.
Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch.
for a boat ride around the city.
Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad.
If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip.
- Wait, wait... - Look, we just want...
What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?
You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment
Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.
I mean, who's working the front desk?
Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do
Oh, that's no good.
(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Ted, it's a poem.
Are you coming back to bed, Professor?
Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper!