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All by ourselves
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Oh, that's no good.
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth.
I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said,
Ted, it's a poem.
- Yeah, so... - It's just...
You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment
Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad.
I mean, who's working the front desk?
for a boat ride around the city.
Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize.
If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip.
What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?
Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul
They've been looking for couple best friends forever.
Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch.
MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today
And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces.
- Wait, wait... - Look, we just want...
(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
And now that we're best couple friends
Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.
Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do
I know! When I got that left-hand-yellow, I was like, "What?"
Oh, I wish you had called.
Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper!
Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl?
Are you coming back to bed, Professor?
(CRUNCHING)