Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.
They've been looking for couple best friends forever.
I mean, who's working the front desk?
Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl?
What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?
(CRUNCHING)
Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize.
Oh, I wish you had called.
for a boat ride around the city.
- Yeah, so... - It's just...
Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Ted, it's a poem.
You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment
Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch.
- Wait, wait... - Look, we just want...
Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth.
And now that we're best couple friends
I know! When I got that left-hand-yellow, I was like, "What?"
MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today
Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper!
(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
All by ourselves
If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip.
And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces.
I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said,
Are you coming back to bed, Professor?
Oh, that's no good.
Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul