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You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment
Oh, that's no good.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
I mean, who's working the front desk?
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth.
What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?
Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad.
MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today
Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do
Oh, I wish you had called.
Ted, it's a poem.
Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl?
Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul
Are you coming back to bed, Professor?
(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
- Yeah, so... - It's just...
And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces.
If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip.
I know! When I got that left-hand-yellow, I was like, "What?"
All by ourselves
Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.
(CRUNCHING)
And now that we're best couple friends
They've been looking for couple best friends forever.
Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch.
- Wait, wait... - Look, we just want...
for a boat ride around the city.
Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize.
Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper!
I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said,