Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

sliced itself up,

- Let's do it again, soon. - Yeah, we'll call you.

but five different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?

First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails and texts we've sent you.

- Hey. - Come on in.

Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?

It was an accident

Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens.

You have to stop sending those to people.

We have. Go on.

I don't want to brag,

(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right?

And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.

Hey, guys. Good news.

And don't charge for Wi-Fi. It seems greedy!

Okay, you can be Robin's partner.

Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious.

Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us.

No. You know what?

Now, Robin. You work in television.

Ted, let me ask you a question.

I even composed a poem about it.

Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys.

Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek.

Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack.

Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you?

and photo montages documenting various mundane events.

(FLOOR CREAKING)