Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us.

Hey, guys. Good news.

Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious.

Okay, you can be Robin's partner.

- Let's do it again, soon. - Yeah, we'll call you.

but five different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?

No. You know what?

You have to stop sending those to people.

and photo montages documenting various mundane events.

sliced itself up,

We have. Go on.

Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?

Ted, let me ask you a question.

(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right?

It was an accident

Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek.

Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens.

(FLOOR CREAKING)

Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you?

Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys.

I don't want to brag,

- Hey. - Come on in.

First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails and texts we've sent you.

And don't charge for Wi-Fi. It seems greedy!

And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.

I even composed a poem about it.

Now, Robin. You work in television.

Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack.