Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, Robin. You work in television.

And don't charge for Wi-Fi. It seems greedy!

I even composed a poem about it.

You have to stop sending those to people.

Hey, guys. Good news.

Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack.

I don't want to brag,

It was an accident

Okay, you can be Robin's partner.

and photo montages documenting various mundane events.

but five different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?

Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious.

- Hey. - Come on in.

First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails and texts we've sent you.

Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?

We have. Go on.

(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right?

Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us.

(FLOOR CREAKING)

And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.

Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens.

Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek.

Ted, let me ask you a question.

- Let's do it again, soon. - Yeah, we'll call you.

No. You know what?

sliced itself up,

Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you?

Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys.