Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, Robin. You work in television.

- Hey. - Come on in.

No. You know what?

Okay, you can be Robin's partner.

Hey, guys. Good news.

Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you?

We have. Go on.

Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us.

and photo montages documenting various mundane events.

Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys.

Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek.

It was an accident

You have to stop sending those to people.

Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?

Ted, let me ask you a question.

(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right?

I even composed a poem about it.

Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack.

First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails and texts we've sent you.

And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.

- Let's do it again, soon. - Yeah, we'll call you.

but five different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?

sliced itself up,

(FLOOR CREAKING)

I don't want to brag,

Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens.

And don't charge for Wi-Fi. It seems greedy!

Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious.