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- Now fly-fish for me.
- You got a great job as a busboy.
- Tom! Thank God you're alive.
- I'm combing my child's hair.
[indistinct chatter]
- You guys should stop at this point.
- I didn't win any trophies as a kid.
- Yeah.
- Oh, hey. Hey, guys, not now.
so please be extra careful out there.
- Just tons of weird, pervy behavior going on.
♪ We can float anywhere ♪
♪ I'll admit I've gotten older ♪
Era of prosperity
- We're trying to capture the feeling
- [fake snores] Wow, that was great.
Are you okay? - I'm good.
Unlike his dad, who's nailin' some slut
- That's the most beautiful thing
- No need. I already pulled you
I--I didn't know the coach was gonna get fired.
so this is a rare victory for me.
"Dumb donkey-face"?
I told you. - Pull yourself up!
That's as pervy as it gets!
- This is not a fun grandma visit.
This is the part I'm concerned about.
are just garbage bullshit!
We bought a comb! - You nailed it.
- Can we get a selfie? - Oh, my God.
[dramatic music]
- I don't need one--if I did,
- Oh, no, I'm not lookin' to sue anyone.
- Okay, son. Don't move.
- I don't know, I'm not-- I'm not privy to that.
What is this guy's advertising budget?
And now I see opportunity, so maybe 500.
There's not gonna be a yearbook.
And you are gonna help fix it. You're a warrior now.
- Okay. Right out of the gate,
and then I strolled over and chatted with the nurse.
- Oh, like a bungee cord? - No, I'm talking about
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