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I mean, all I'm saying is you could've called.

That's a win-win-win-win

"the town is in danger of collapsing

Or here, no, try-- it's this hand.

The disaster-preparedness people picked today?

If the test were any other day, Leslie would have aced it.

like you're putting us through the ringer here.

I don't know how to answer that.

soon as i'm done with deez birds

Keep me posted.

Is there a cheap way to repair that?

And you know what? Why don't we just kick this up a notch?

- You're gonna need two of these. - I don't want a citrus reamer.

They make burgers. We eat burgers.

Yeah, I don't need to know that.

But your applause is premature.

Oh, and thanks for dressing up, Jerry.

Ms. Knope, I'm afraid

No, please, everyone be seated.

- Did he fail his test? - It's weird.

but now I am infected with a killer virus,

Okay, here's what you do. Listen to me caref--

Fair point. I did cry last time.

when you can shove it right in your face?

My name is Ron Swanson.

Grapes of Wrath, chocolate-chip ice cream, and Johnny Cash.

"combined with violent coughing and a devastating fever,

is happening in eight hours, and I am stuck in this room.