Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pawnee has been hit by a devastating earthquake.

You find out that it's your father.

You can stop the ass-kissing, Haverford.

Can you us an idea how long this is gonna take?

You are going to pass this test, and you are going to become a cop.

The show must go on. In five, four, three...

I found one chair, got a lead on a second.

Doesn’t matter ... prepare for the diarrhea.

Thanks, Jessica. I'm here at the Pawnee Weather Center

Is she gonna be okay?

very, very thorough

"But he's got a great personality."

"You're alive? What the hell?

- How do you handle the situation? - Ooh.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to hold a cop's gun.

My name is Leonard Tchulm.

hoping it would kill Leslie's park project.

Keep me posted...

And now, I'm going to open one of these ten envelopes at random

I don't have anyone I care about.

so we're all making sacrifices, Ms. Knope.

It will be enjoyable.

He got 100% on his written test--

Maybe I'll find my way back here in a month for a re-do.

Ron who? Ron Swanson? On television?

You know how I remember that? I picture 533 salt shakers and batteries

but we can't, because the deadline is tomorrow.

I'm Ron Swanson,

I think we're done here.

first in my class from Harvard Medical School,

Just give me a hint as to which way you guys are leaning.

Willow Tremaine, with breaking news.

All right, officers, bolt the doors.

Let's just do it, then.

Hello. I'm Joan Callamezzo.

Just to make sure the machine is working,

Well, we only have three more months.

If I had my gun, you wouldn't try to hit me, though, is the thing.