Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Things are forever. - That's beautiful.

by the Department of Emergency Preparedness.

What are we gonna do? The only thing we can do.

- but-- - No, Tom, I love it.

- You are a genius. Let's go. - Okay.

I hope so, because the only way that this gala is going to happen

Hey, how's it going?

just doesn't have what it takes to be a cop.

and I feel fine.

We go live now to St. Joseph's Medical Center for an update.

but I am having so much fun pretending it's real.

And more importantly, so will all of our more ample citizens.

Good, because the best day for a drill is when it's inconvenient for everyone.

I could fill up a bathtub and just drown 'em one at a time.

but there are no chairs, which is bad.

The town is in danger of collapsing into thunderdome-style post-apocalyptic mayhem

It's been a very rewarding day.

I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks,

the earthquake registered an 8.5 on the Richter scale.

"followed by even more diarrhea,

Hey, Joan, settle a bet for me.

I'll kill him...

Winnifred Makepiece, for the story. Winnifred?

Oh, no. If she ever found out that we took her off camera,

Babe, look at me.

I just want to say thank you for all your hard work this week.

"Kill all birds."

A tornado quake!

and then cheat on them with you.

but I don't have time for food puns right now.

I cook myself a large flank steak, pan-fried in salted butter.