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That's "Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol."
Wrist lock. Boom, too much pain, you can't even hit me.
I mean, we're all in black tie.
Probably six to eight more hours.
So just, uh, keep taking calls. You're doing great.
so I know what I'm talking about.
Give yourselves a hand.
That family took a terrible hit.
Doesn't that offend your refined Parisian sensibilities?
- Fix it, Ben! Fix it! - Okay.
Leslie, it's okay.
Ann.
- Oh, who you want me to kill? - No one.
which she is pretending is allergies.
Hmm, what could be on this?
I'm dead.
Off the record? We're leaning towards Jamm.
This is Ron. Go ahead, caller.
Oh, well, joke's on you.
and Herbie Fully Loaded.
Avian flu has just hit the town of Pawnee.
We've got plenty of food and entertainment...
Specifically asked that the drill to be done today
Right. So how do I kill 'em-- like, with a gun?
My mother is getting a colonoscopy today.
to find all the infected birds in the area and perform CPR.
Scenario-- a high-school-aged child
As soon as I'm done with these birds.
I'm not even sure there's anyone there to drive her home,
Yeah, and people could donate,
- See you guys. - Okay. Donna, Jerry--
Every dollar spent here tonight by you, the community,