Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You don't know how it is. - Well, then, how is it?

I work for him. We're going to Vegas in the morning.

It's not so funny when it's true, is it?

Listen, there's no more time for making choices. You understand?

Now, remember, you have to think of your mother.

Now, there's one more thing I want you to do.

It's too late to back out now, Joey.

- Don't I do anything for you? - Him?

I think he needs you.

I gotta think of some class material for Vegas.

You're either gonna help me or you're not.

Take it easy. Easy.

You are gonna love this place. I want you to look at the atmosphere.

- The clip? - Is in the back of the cash register...

You got a little crease.

...the latest graduates of the Sammy Grovner School of Hilarious Humour:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

The light of Asia shines in my inner being.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fantastic.

They're gonna pull the curtain down. Only, not on me. Not on me!

- Hold it! - Cheap tramp!

- Do you want some wine with it? - Vino de casa.

...I am innocent.

...he said, "I don't even own a pornograph."

Ain't you ever read one of those books of yours more than once?

They're all trying to get something for nothing.

- What? - Wine. House wine.

I was stoned out of my head. I didn't know what I was doing.

Take it easy. Cover that one.

- Sounds nice. - Come on.