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There's a 19-year-old girl in the hospital in a coma.
It's crazy. It's really crazy.
Yes.
A stinking lounge in a stinking downtown hotel?
...to answer the many thousands of inquires...
Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy.
- She's my straight lady. I'm a comic. - Oh, yeah?
Please, Sammy, don't make me feel more guilty about it.
Hey, how about a cup of coffee?
No, I wanna go home. It's liable to rain.
...while recovering from his gunshot injury...
- I'm right here. - I thought they killed you.
Maybe there's a Polish joke there someplace.
Did you ever get the feeling you're all alone in the world...
I think this idea of you wanting to hit Monte in a restaurant is a little wacko.
It will ring.
Not tonight, Jimmy.
- I'm right here. - Do you think I wanted to get involved?
Hutch.
Jimmy, please leave.
- This better be funny. - Are you trying to get us killed?
...what happened?
Hold it, cop! I want you where I can see you.
- Hutch? - I'm right here. I'm right here.
If you come up with more answers like that...
Take him to the cellar and lock him up with the old man.
I'm gonna take you someplace where you can be comfortable.
Who can?
When I get a chance, I ain't gonna miss you.
- I'll pay for it. - Okay?
Theresa, you've been on me every minute since I came in.
No kidding.
Theresa, some mess you got us into.
What should I do? Call a cop?
Stay where you are.
Hey! Hey! What do you got there?
...who's as angry as he is.
Here we go, Joey.
Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy. This is no personal vengeance killing.