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Dibs on best. Ooh! Y'all, I'm not certified.
Well, I wouldn't say huge, but-- When were you planning to tell me?
And that's fine, let them.
"Here, let me jailbreak your phone. It's a totally reversible process.
It's farther underwater than Sealab.
Wow.
May I finish? But since I have zero experience skippering submersibles...
Phrasing.
Come on, you guys, get it off of him! No, no, there's no time.
The water's ice cold, help delay the brain damage.
And I clearly said, "Seatbelts"...
Although I never do.
Hey, super.
No, I will put on the safety.
Sorry, but you've obviously had some kind of psychotic break.
Well, I was all-county in the hundred-meter freestyle in tenth grade.
I mean, it is a giant floating biodiesel-powered hotel room.
- Oh, my-- Oh, I hurt my back. - Pod one, flooded.
Why are you puking so much?
And you're--
What about your South Beach condo?
And it very often is.
...so we can enjoy what is probably a once-in-a-lifetime ad-
...and hid that expense in the budget.
Oh! Aah!
Tiniest hole in the hull would be catastrophic.
Jeezy Petes, that thing is huge.
...is how many men does Murphy have?
Okay, okay, okay.
...and Lana, you're gonna be a mom.
Hello. Florida real estate collapse.
Pfft. Join the club. Right?
Weakest swimmer.
...for some duty-free champagne.
- You've almost got yourself a Bellini. - Mmm!
What? No, you're not.