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Mrs. Grim, what was Simon like as a child?
A product of a diseased mind! You ought to be ashamed, Sr. Deng.
- I would've respected your opinion. - There's no accounting for taste.
You know. That guy.
Of course. When noble minds shrink from the task of leadership...
- Give me a break. - He's kind of like in exile...
He has. He's been working on it for years. It's just not published.
I'll suck your cock if you kill him for me!
Let's go have a drink.
Every week we are forced to return writing which we cannot publish...
And do promise before God and these witnesses...
Henry, what did I tell you about not bringing the kid out here?
See ya.
prison...
"One of you jerks, is gonna have his eye ripped out of its socket.
Do you realize what you're saying?
Henry, please let me read the confession.
I'm just repeating what she said, Fay.
Because he's a very important man, and...
Leave.
Run!
I've made a career out of disregard for convention.
If she gives you any trouble, just let me know, Fay.
The fact that I have served my time Nothing but the emblem of my...
Check this out for me. Milton. Seventeenth Century. English.
God, Simon, you're like a total fucking rock star.
No. But it's okay. Simon's gonna give me a job on the garbage truck.
Yeah, well. Look, thanks, but...
I tried, Henry. I really did.
time to finish my confession.
If I told you when I read it, it was no good, what would've you done?
Simon, I don't feel so good.
That's what you said about my poem.
Fine. You do it, Simon. I don't care.
If I ask him to. I'm certain.
What time does your mother get off? Fay, are you a registered voter?
Get up off your knees.
Yeah, well. I'll take your word for that.
I mean it. I'm trying to change.
A preoccupation with excrement. Why?
You appear shocked.
- Why? - For things I want to do.
Immigrant.
We are?
Why?
as the effect your words have had upon us.
In this way, perhaps...
I read about him. He hangs around a delicatessen writing pornography.
But, what of it?
in order for one to appreciate the full force of its character.
Jesus!
marginalized on account of his ideas.
He's gonna be the next president of the USA, Fay.
- This is obviously a love letter. - We've had complaints.
"They're the doughnut people."
He's a decent man. He takes complicated issues...
Simon, are you a registered voter?
- He wants you to call him! - Simon?
So, just shut up. Everybody, just shut up!
You're telling me to get out of the publishing business?
I can't help you.
Never heard of him.
My uncle.
- You read this? - Yes.
You hear about Simon? He's on the news today.
- One of the editors. And we... - You.
And this twisted reasoning that poses as conviction or insight...