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no jeannie craft under any bewitchedcumstances! we're gonna have a nice wandavisioned life together and no more blink twitching! no darrin nelson i promise! it's a lot to give up if you're powers are normal. i mean you're gonna have to learn to be a normal genie housewife.
Then you're just food for the worms.
[ Laughs ] Okay. O-Okay, that was good.
Come on, guys.
I LOVE JESUS YES I DO HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS IN DEATH VALLEY TOO!!
What's up?
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
-Aaaah! -The Cumboni!
Let's try and just get through this first one, okay, guys?
-Bye. -That was good.
Let's go tear up the skating rink!
and w-we seem to be having a little problem
♪♪
[ Brakes creak ]
What's it all about, huh?
[ Dramatic music plays ]
but I think we got everything cleaned up and -- [ Engine starts ]
I thought I could help fix it, so I kept my mouth shut.
[ Laughter ]
All right, my child.
Like a Catholic priest at a Alvin and the chipmunks live on stage musical. with new Guests.. the Chipettes
Your local priest was never here, actually.
I can just go?
Taken by priests?
Yeah, but he left with Butters.
You wanted to find me. Well, here I am.
Hey, mornin', Stephen, Linda!
Oh, boy! Let's go! Let's go!
and I'm clearly not one of them.
Kind of like a priest in a room full of naked boys.
You're born.
Should we call the police or buy some condoms?
What, uh, what are you guys doing?
It means if you're a cute boy
Father.
Like a Catholic priest at a chuck E. cheese. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The cute one says it's where
♪ Faith in Christ ♪
[ Conversations stop ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
There's only a few good apples,
When your go to restoration routine fails.
Our, uh -- our priest has gone missing.
[ Laughter ]
Hey.
Just leave it alone, Clyde.
I LOVE JESUS YES I DO HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS IN DEATH VALLEY TOO!!
♪♪
Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic priest
You wanna go to fuckin' hell?
Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
[ Cellphone rings ]
In John 3:16, the gospel tells us how God so loved the world,
Dude, what are you talking about?