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Our, uh -- our priest has gone missing.
Your local priest was never here, actually.
What's up?
but I think we got everything cleaned up and -- [ Engine starts ]
Yeah, but he left with Butters.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Come on, guys.
Like a Catholic priest at a chuck E. cheese. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[ Laughter ]
Father.
What's it all about, huh?
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic priest
It means if you're a cute boy
In John 3:16, the gospel tells us how God so loved the world,
All right, my child.
Hey, mornin', Stephen, Linda!
no jeannie craft under any bewitchedcumstances! we're gonna have a nice wandavisioned life together and no more blink twitching! no darrin nelson i promise! it's a lot to give up if you're powers are normal. i mean you're gonna have to learn to be a normal genie housewife.
Let's go tear up the skating rink!
-Aaaah! -The Cumboni!
Just leave it alone, Clyde.
Oh, boy! Let's go! Let's go!
I can just go?
What, uh, what are you guys doing?
You're born.
[ Cellphone rings ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Taken by priests?
[ Laughter ]
There's only a few good apples,
You wanna go to fuckin' hell?
Then you're just food for the worms.
Hey.
You wanted to find me. Well, here I am.
and I'm clearly not one of them.
[ Laughs ] Okay. O-Okay, that was good.
Dude, what are you talking about?
Should we call the police or buy some condoms?
The cute one says it's where
I LOVE JESUS YES I DO HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS IN DEATH VALLEY TOO!!
Kind of like a priest in a room full of naked boys.
[ Brakes creak ]
Like a Catholic priest at a Alvin and the chipmunks live on stage musical. with new Guests.. the Chipettes
[ Conversations stop ]
I LOVE JESUS YES I DO HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS IN DEATH VALLEY TOO!!
Let's try and just get through this first one, okay, guys?
♪ Faith in Christ ♪
I thought I could help fix it, so I kept my mouth shut.
and w-we seem to be having a little problem
When your go to restoration routine fails.
-Bye. -That was good.
Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
[ Dramatic music plays ]