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Yeah. Think you can help me out with some girl stuff?
a Hallmark Card and a used ring.
I've gone 20 years without needing to know what she looks like.
Yeah, well, the robber... she was supposed to throw it away.
Too bad I never listen to my dad.
Can you tell Dana I'm here?
But I'll put my load right here.
Oh, that's right. Just give ol' Bev
(GASPS) Get down! Get down!
♪ And all my instincts
My plan was a complete bust.
♪ To a thousand churches ♪ In your eyes
I hate my new ring. I'm gonna take it back tomorrow.
What?
Don't you at least wanna see what she looks like?
but I gotta say, this looks weird.
Marion Lemieux?
(BELL DINGS)
Of course she knows!
♪ Sometimes
Dude...
but in our house, no yelling
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
Yes, it's Mom!
While my parents were calmly working out their problems,
We're gonna get you the $5,000 ring,
I learned everything I knew about getting the girl
Why would I get you a new ring?
All right! I'll tell you the story.
I was feeling damn good. I had a plan.
(BARRY'S VOICE RAISING PITCH) Awesome, awesome, awesome.