Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on! Got it!
When I saw it, it spoke to me.
Anita? Who's Anita?
I will get you a new ring.
What's going on?
(RATTLING) What?
That's what a strong marriage is...
Okay. Her name's Dana.
Don't... Don't do that. Really?
Well, that photo finish is why I forgot to give you a card.
Hey! There's nothing fake about her except her boobs!
ADULT ADAM: Ah, the romantic comedies of the '80s...
(WINDOW OPENS)
Nobody's getting hosed.
Oh, boy. (SIGHS)
Long distance. It's... It's killing us.
you know, if someone wanted to see a picture?
I mean, a fake girlfriend... In Canada?
See? Not hosed.
I thought you said someone stole it.
Chain. Chain.
Okay.
So is the girl Mom?
(RAPID FOOTSTEPS DEPART)
Oh, boy. It's weird.
But, uh, tell me about that.
You couldn't come up with something a little more original?
Meanwhile, my Mom and Erica were using
You're so hosed. (VOICE PITCH RAISES) Hosed, hosed.
♪ I'm twisted up inside
not like a box of love letters.
Forget it.
(EXHALES)