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(WINDOW OPENS) ♪ I am complete
I know a ton. I've got a super hot girlfriend.
that I care about her enough.
♪ In your eyes
Well, her name's Dana...
I was trying to be nice to you, but forget it.
Yeah. Is that because I'm not worth the money?
Awesome, a-awesome, a-awesome, a-awesome.
was the one that I made with my dad.
As always, my mom took the bad news with grace and dignity.
(BLEEPS) My ring. Shh!
They'd probably have an engagement announcement in the paper.
Wow, Murray, you are so romantic!
to play the tape back later to practice talking to her.
There's no record of the stuff that I do.
Yeah! It's a common last name in Canada,
My bike chain's all messed up.
♪ And this emptiness
I only had one option left... Call in the big guns.
You know, my dad told me not to talk to you anymore.
It's going in the garbage.
Yes, excellent cut. Beautiful clarity.
Oh! My gosh.
Pfft.
It was your idea!
you could probably just go to the library and dig it up.
ADULT ADAM: October 4th, 1980-something...
I'm so hosed.
Why are you asking Pops for help
(SIGHS)
Murray!