Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lot of love problems around here.

like "Smith" or "Jones."

meant something very bad was going down.

usually went a little something like this.

Her name was Dana Caldwell.

Your mom knows about the engagement.

♪ Sometimes What are you doing?

"There is no me, only us...

Maybe those romantic movies weren't so far off after all.

♪ I wanna touch the light, the heat

'Cause I only deal with American equipment.

♪ Without my pride

God, you're terrible.

Have they stopped burning? (GROANS)

Okay, stop it. Give me that box.

While I was crawling away from the girl I loved,

We are more in love than ever.

I mean, it was complicated as hell, but it was real.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Well, you're safe now. Love's my business, and business is booming.

You know, ways that she doesn't notice,

Makes sense. Keep it in the family.

I'd like you to ring it up,

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

Where's the knob to make it a bigger picture? It's just... (PEOPLE SHUSHING)

Well, I've been secretly following her around for two weeks.