Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why does anybody do anything?

Remember what happened that time I tried to give up refined sugars?

Anyway, Mr. Donaghy called while you were in with Mr. Jordan.

everybody is signing this birthday card for Jadwiga, the cleaning lady.

It also affects millions of men. Hello.

Not me. I just got my ten-year drunk chip.

Does it mean that what happened can be used to power a lumbermill?

I don't know how much more of this Ian take.

We can... It turns out it's not the ritual.

Mr. Donaghy called.

I'm doing something called "breaking"!

I wrote a sing and named it Happy Birthday you slut

I have my master list of staff birthdays right here.

I'm "doctor" Leo spaceman.

Ten minutes. Ten minutes to air.

Five seconds. Five, four, three...

Hey, looking good, Liz.

instead of light fires I have to put out.

Cast will be changing.

Wait. Wait. What's happening there?

Crack up instead of saying these stupid lines I wrote.

The song, legal says we can't use it in the sketch, but we can

And it's been treated with pills and ointments and contraptions

I'm just saying you may have to clean up after a surprise party

a haunted house in Germany.

Why are you doing this?

Yes, but my penis was smaller.

currently sober for the first time in ten years.

It was funnier than the porn version, and the best part is

Really, you want to play this game with a comedy writer?