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Would he succeed?
Hey, you want to hear a real live-action fart
Well, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News.
We came down the bus and the city
Wait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
that can fix cars, that'd be great.
Wow, cool. Cool.
♪ from someone named Jeffrey. ♪
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
because he doesn't exist.
Well, then who the hell is John...?
Wait! I know what happened to Christmas!
Who are you?
I'm sure you are quite busy.
Oh, for the love of God, they're still in the sleigh.
I'm Stewie Griffin, and I'm going to kill you!
mama
Educate yourself, you fool.
I can.
As long as I've got all you people watching,
♪ just to choke me till I faint ♪
Ah, look at this.
- Hey, now they know he was here. See? - Stop it!
Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm?
I think they need to be coaxed.
hopefully with his bitch wife watching.
There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit!
This looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
even in hard times, but if we don't,
Santa 1 - Uh... Hello?
Well, it has to be small because of all the tiny elves.
I'm okay.
I'm gonna head for that roof.
♪ and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
The North Pole!
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
Count me in.
I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive.
Hey, there.
Okay, let's get the presents under the tree.
Oh, come on. I... I didn't know she was dying.
Lois!
And whatever I say in two days,
Oh, my God, look at the line.
I'll tell you what, you take me to the North Pole,
shattered glass, boarded up windows,
No, I'm already a member of AAA.
The reason there was no Christmas this year
No, you were the last one out!
He gives and gives and gives,
Because when you get there, you may find out
Elemental (2023)
Giddy-up.
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪
Do you know how much talking it took
something happened at the mall,
Oh, boy, get ready for the letters.
I used to be, a long time ago.
that's half chinchilla and half mink,
One gift is okay.
Jose, Roberto, whatever. if you've got some Latinos here that can fix cars, that'd be great
Come on.