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Luna Oh my Jesus oh my
And I'm here to tell you the story
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
So can I.
Oh, my God!
♪ I will go to court and sue your ass! ♪
Okay, just one.
♪ Each jingle bell is a requiem knell. ♪
We failed Santa.
and I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
Really? You'd just... give it to us?
♪ But can't you see that ♪
- Huh? - Stewie, I think he's just a drunk.
but I am going to the North Pole
of a five-year-old cancer patient?
Mama!
and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
♪ of a workload that's draining and drilling us. ♪
I'm telling you how it's done.
Why are we tilting?
im caling right now
♪ He can either tap his drum or my rear. ♪
Uh, wait, Stewie. He doesn't like me so mu...
♪ It's all but through. ♪
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
Santa said they eat elf flesh.
Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight.
Hello, Santa.
That's not fair. I don't think I have
Yellow cake uranium, never mind the reason. Also shoots & ladders, and a ball!
Now, um, we've got a slight problem here,
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
♪ But I really don't know how to skate! ♪
Is... Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean
♪ Oh, and that reminds me... Twelve kegs of beer! ♪
in the other reindeer's face, and...
Shit!
Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!
What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!
that everyone was bad this year.
with a blood-lust for elf flesh.
That's it? That's your reason?
Alyssa and Melissa Cratchit.
giving Squidward the business? Hmm?
That one reindeer just kind of pooped
'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
You jackass!
had all but destroyed the poor old man.