Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, wait, Stewie. He doesn't like me so mu...
♪ of a workload that's draining and drilling us. ♪
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight.
That's it? That's your reason?
♪ Oh, and that reminds me... Twelve kegs of beer! ♪
Santa said they eat elf flesh.
with a blood-lust for elf flesh.
im caling right now
Is... Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean
and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
Oh, my God!
giving Squidward the business? Hmm?
What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!
♪ He can either tap his drum or my rear. ♪
Really? You'd just... give it to us?
Alyssa and Melissa Cratchit.
♪ But can't you see that ♪
Shit!
♪ I will go to court and sue your ass! ♪
You jackass!
I'm telling you how it's done.
- Huh? - Stewie, I think he's just a drunk.
Mama!
Hello, Santa.
We failed Santa.
♪ It's all but through. ♪
but I am going to the North Pole
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
♪ But I really don't know how to skate! ♪
that everyone was bad this year.
in the other reindeer's face, and...
And I'm here to tell you the story
'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
Okay, just one.
Now, um, we've got a slight problem here,
Luna Oh my Jesus oh my
♪ Each jingle bell is a requiem knell. ♪
So can I.
and I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
had all but destroyed the poor old man.
of a five-year-old cancer patient?
That's not fair. I don't think I have
Yellow cake uranium, never mind the reason. Also shoots & ladders, and a ball!
That one reindeer just kind of pooped
Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
Why are we tilting?