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Hopeful citizens worldwide woke up
Yo, what's up, Alice fany? Look what I got bladder! A new PS5, IPhone 13, YARN Memes money, and the aww yeaa 2023.
and I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.
Never mind that, let's just get going.
and then resume your journey in the morning.
Sorry, Stewie.
Let me just clean his father's blood and hair off it.
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
Huh? SpongeBob? Is he not real, Brian?
for the North Pole.
Do... Do you want to just...
How you doing?
Good. Good point. Elves.
It's okay. It's okay.
What are you doing in my house?
♪ Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost. ♪
but I think he's dead.
Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?
That's right, he's not real.
I think we should really try to call Lois and tell her where we are.
he can just blow me off like that,
And he needs our help.
Oh, that sounds terrific.
- Wh... What? - Yeah, apparently,
You're... You're Santa Claus!
Oh, sure, that's what Canadian hospitality's all about.
Santa Claus! (PULL HIS BEARD OUT, ALFALFA GASPS, KIDS SCREAMING) Poppins - hooray!
I'm okay.
I can, too.
Thank you, Brian.
- What? - When Lois does that
If that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks
is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
Damn it, we tripped the alarm.
♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
Look, you'd better get moving.
we may have to give up Christmas altogether.
2 x 2 x 7 x 7 x 193 = 39004
This is my wife, Janice,
You could have been killed!
Just waiting for Santa, like everyone else.
He just turned his back on me.
Is Curious George not really out there
I can't believe it.
Look, Stewie, I know you're disappointed
Yes, and there's the aurora Boreanaz.
and he shall not go unpunished.
Yes. We only have a moment,
What? You're not taking my car.
HOW AM I DOING TODAY, BORIS JOHNSON?
I'll have you know that Bridgeport
- because she has an eating disorder! - What?
Mama
If he goes out tonight, he'll die.
Okay, Crafty. Let's go to the bathroom at In-N-Out. Where's my friend Crafty?
Uh, ye... He doesn't know what he's saying, he's delirious.
Shit!
It's... It's actually...