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(bleep)
for some reason, but... But we should go anyway.
♪ Just one day when kids don't stare. ♪
♪ My whole crew is black and blue. ♪
I made a few modifications.
It's Christmas.
Seems pointless.
But you're a business man, I'm a business man.
We will.
And Christmas is about gettin'!
I'm going into the kitchen.
Santa? You can't leave now!
So it turned out Stewie was determined to kill Santa Claus.
Shit!
Well, that's just not practical.
To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
Yeah, I mean, uh, I'll just... try and do it, I guess.
Santa Claus!
I'm putting out the presents.
Should have gone into politics, Bri.
Why'd we take his leg?
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
All right, tie him up.
♪ Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here! ♪
Everyone, Quagmire's niece is in the ICU.
A flare I can do that
We've been here for an hour and a half! An hour and...
FXM! 12 years old!
Jose, Roberto, whatever... If you've got some Latinos up here
of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
Anyway, Seth came out of my penis,
So eat my (bleep), Jew writers.
♪ I would like more Lemon Pledge. ♪
Boy, this is the way to do it, huh, Jerry?
Wait. What... What are you doing?
Yeah, you're right. Look... There's the aurora borealis.
It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end,
Besides, dogs don't have a good sense of time.
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
♪ gets us through the year? ♪
But if you like, you can take my snowmobile.
Stewie, there's only one bedroom up here.
Now let's get down the chimney.
but I am spending the day with my family,
Yeah, we'll cut them down afterwards.
In your face!
Oh, that reminds me... I need a new version of Quicken.
Damn right, it's here!
In fact, I think the toxins are taking
shattered glass, boarded up windows,
There it is!
is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
This was one house.
This can't be it.
♪ I want to tour the Spanish coast. ♪
Hello? Young man?
Nah, we're still in the V-shape.
Looks like we have a choice.