Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Santa's got his work cut out for him.
The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
What... What are you doing here?
Put me out of my misery!
Hell, I... I didn't even think he existed until last night.
We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls.
I am sensing an eeyore footnote here.
Who's this little guy? Huh? Is this your nephew?
Get out of here, Brian.
All right, Stewie, let's go get the sleigh ready.
All right, according to this map,
do not let me convince you that I've changed my mind.
Well, you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
I thought you had them.
Brian, see if you can find some duct tape.
♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
Oh, my God.
I'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!
Yeah. Don't touch that.
and ask for only one Christmas present every year,
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
Don't worry, Santa.
I won't, Brian!
Of all the malls in this great country of ours,
Hi, I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
Oh, my God, Stewie, you all right?
Ah.. Just some stupid stuff went down
All right, look, let... Let's just go.
Sorry. I'm done.
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
Well, how the hell are we gonna get back inside?
- I have a nail in my anus. - Oh.
Very well, then. You're driving me. Let's go.
♪ Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball! ♪
What the hell! Why isn't it moving?
but why... Why don't you just sit down,
Her family life is rough,
I don't feel like it.
♪ Platinum-plated silverware. ♪
Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters.
to disappointment this morning
♪ till the thought of existence is chilling us. ♪
You know what? I might even make a sandwich!
And show some care, for God's sake.
He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice.
♪ And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear. ♪
Look at my car!
Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?
Look, I'm here giving out free presents!
Nobody vomits at the North Pole!
There's no presents under the tree!
that were too tired to fly back north.
- Robert! - Well, it's true.
Fox Movie Channel! 12 years old!
Police Sergeant-Hey, who the hell are you?
♪ Poo on you, it's not enough! ♪
♪ wearing nothing but their socks ♪
I received a call about notarizing a document,
You could spend the night there
I'm calling the cops.
Aw, man.
Screw that.
Where's Dan?
Well, you know, if you had just taken me
but I don't see how that matters here.