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Nobody vomits at the North Pole!
I thought you had them.
but I don't see how that matters here.
All right, according to this map,
- I have a nail in my anus. - Oh.
Screw that.
Brian, see if you can find some duct tape.
Police Sergeant-Hey, who the hell are you?
The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
Where's Dan?
Oh, my God, Stewie, you all right?
- Robert! - Well, it's true.
Fox Movie Channel! 12 years old!
And show some care, for God's sake.
Yeah. Don't touch that.
Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?
All right, look, let... Let's just go.
Well, you know, if you had just taken me
We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls.
Hell, I... I didn't even think he existed until last night.
Her family life is rough,
Ah.. Just some stupid stuff went down
Well, how the hell are we gonna get back inside?
♪ Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball! ♪
Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters.
I'm calling the cops.
♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
There's no presents under the tree!
Look, I'm here giving out free presents!
Of all the malls in this great country of ours,
but why... Why don't you just sit down,
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
I'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!
Well, you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
Look at my car!
Aw, man.
I received a call about notarizing a document,
and ask for only one Christmas present every year,
Put me out of my misery!
He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice.
What the hell! Why isn't it moving?
Very well, then. You're driving me. Let's go.
Santa's got his work cut out for him.
You could spend the night there
I won't, Brian!
Get out of here, Brian.
I am sensing an eeyore footnote here.
What... What are you doing here?
♪ till the thought of existence is chilling us. ♪
Don't worry, Santa.
♪ wearing nothing but their socks ♪
Who's this little guy? Huh? Is this your nephew?
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
I don't feel like it.
Sorry. I'm done.
to disappointment this morning
You know what? I might even make a sandwich!
that were too tired to fly back north.
♪ And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear. ♪
do not let me convince you that I've changed my mind.
Oh, my God.
♪ Platinum-plated silverware. ♪
All right, Stewie, let's go get the sleigh ready.
♪ Poo on you, it's not enough! ♪