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♪ as the holiday feeling was filling us. ♪

- Why not? - Because there's no such...

♪ We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer! ♪

Year after year.

♪ I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz. ♪

Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.

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take a few pictures of me and Santa,

Well, I can probably take you to a gas station, eh?

Yeah, that's what I said... AA, eh?

I'm sure we can work... something... out.

is that this man is sick.

Maybe you should put that back.

under their Christmas trees.

Very sick. And he needs our help.

No. No, we didn't fail Santa.

♪ Can't you see that ♪

Glenn? Glenn Quagmire?

Um, who else isn't real, hmm?

In and out of this house and onto the next one.

Joe, did you get any Christmas presents?!

♪ Now they're on crack, and it feels like Iraq ♪

You're coming in too fast! Look out!

I'm gonna make a sandwich, get some chips or something.

♪ But now instead all we're feeling is dread ♪

and we have to deliver to the whole rest of the world!

First of all, we're not even Santa anymore.

Hey, wait... Wait, buddy, buddy,

Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls?

a nocturnal breast-feeding from Lois,

We're here. We're at the North Pole.

Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat all of it.

'cause it'd be really soft,

Christmas is doomed.

Yeah, yeah. And I want a Charles in Charge lunch box

That's why you broke in through the window.

I'm gonna rewrap this bat for, um, Johnny.

I could have been killed!

Doctor, you've got to do something for him.

The workload of filling our Christmas lists

wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.

♪ And while you think it's swell we are toiling in Hell. ♪

I don't (bleep) know.

Oh, I got a flock of birds

One Christmas gift a year for each one of us.

I am so excited to see Santa Claus.

Good! Then I'll keep it up!

and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.

Did you just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?

Oh, my God, we're in the wrong house.

♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪