Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, this should do for the night.
I need your car.
who the hell do you think you are?
Daddy, I want a drink of water.
wheres is could Cop
Look, Stewie, if you'd just listen for a sec...
It's Christmas Eve.
I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
Hello, Santa? Put Chevy on the naughty list for life. The End!
Now help me move this guy's body!
You... want me to kill you?
♪ We can get out of any mess ♪
♪ Then I'd go out skating. ♪
Well, what are we supposed to do now?
a negative attitude. I just...
I need help with the car.
The workload destroys them,
Do you think I'm an idiot?! Huh? Do you?
for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places.
which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures
Hey, wait, look! There's Quagmire, way up front.
How am I doing today, Gary Busey?
I'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
- Are you serious? - Quite.
♪ I want a Lexus all in pink, ♪
We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.
Besides, we don't need 'em.
to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
and she took a turn for the worse.
I'll be with Allah soon.
Not like that you're not.
I started with one family of magic elves,
Our top story today... Santa Claus skips Christmas.
and we completely blew it.
Oh, I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage.
Hey.
What other kid?
Oh, get off your soap box, Brian.
Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime.
I don't know. We'd better think of something.
Then the reindeer eat them,
Brian?!
Stewie, just pull yourself together.
I just need to catch my breath.
Fingers all bleed... And look, I just peed!
All right, let's go to the North Pole.
has overwhelmed him.
and everyone just takes him for granted.
Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
I got eight mediocre things.
that legally binds me to same.
How about you, kids?
This was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
All right, come on, let's get out of here!
Mommy!
middle-of-the-night feeding
Okay, look at this.
and this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's.
♪ I'll tell you what, shove your list up your butt ♪