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Hey, wait, look! There's Quagmire, way up front.
Well, what are we supposed to do now?
has overwhelmed him.
which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures
I started with one family of magic elves,
Brian?!
that legally binds me to same.
I'll be with Allah soon.
and this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's.
Hello, Santa? Put Chevy on the naughty list for life. The End!
and she took a turn for the worse.
Besides, we don't need 'em.
♪ Then I'd go out skating. ♪
who the hell do you think you are?
Okay, look at this.
Mommy!
All right, let's go to the North Pole.
Fingers all bleed... And look, I just peed!
Hey.
This was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
All right, this should do for the night.
Our top story today... Santa Claus skips Christmas.
You... want me to kill you?
middle-of-the-night feeding
Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime.
♪ We can get out of any mess ♪
All right, come on, let's get out of here!
- Are you serious? - Quite.
Not like that you're not.
I need your car.
Stewie, just pull yourself together.
I just need to catch my breath.
What other kid?
I got eight mediocre things.
I don't know. We'd better think of something.
How about you, kids?
The workload destroys them,
and we completely blew it.
Now help me move this guy's body!
Oh, get off your soap box, Brian.
Daddy, I want a drink of water.
I'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
Oh, I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage.
I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
Then the reindeer eat them,
Look, Stewie, if you'd just listen for a sec...
Do you think I'm an idiot?! Huh? Do you?
for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places.
♪ I'll tell you what, shove your list up your butt ♪
How am I doing today, Gary Busey?
We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.
♪ I want a Lexus all in pink, ♪
and everyone just takes him for granted.
wheres is could Cop
It's Christmas Eve.
a negative attitude. I just...
I need help with the car.