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You know, those... Those aren't socks and underwear

and I'm gonna kill that bastard!

I can if you want to join AA, eh?

Oh, so you are with Triple A?

Sailor Moon Help help

Oh, interesting. Interesting theory, Brian.

♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪

That was a disaster.

You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?

You can't call the cops on Santa.

Me? I didn't do this.

If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands

Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that.

does anyone want to buy some pot?

All right, Brian. Let's do this.

This is ridiculous... We are not going to the North Pole.

There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!

Triple A, you know? AAA.

Well, at least we're done

No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?

Look at the toxic waste we're producing.

wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.

♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪

Do you have a brother?

No, it's... It's in the yard.

They don't know how much time she has left.

But an hour and a half, Brian!

Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.

I will not be deterred.

Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!

Okay, you got a deal.

The world failed Santa.

- What's the matter? - We're out of gas.

You might need a hose, eh?

but he sure wasn't what they expected.

I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.

Wait. What are you doing?

and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game

Eh, just some stupid stuff went down.

♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪

Except for Santa's wife

Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?

I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?

to be neutered in two days?

He can't keep this pace up anymore.

Happy holidays!

♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪

I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape.

Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?

♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪

you ruined everything

Local officials are going with the theory

♪ There's too much to do. ♪

Say yes to life, Brian!

Well, drunk or not, can you help us?