Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey!
Shh. Shh.
What A Pile Of Shit
and the least recalled product in the world award goes to... frozen berries!
Janie!
Well, I dated her three or four times.
Very nice.
It’ll be the most romantic, wonderful, romantic... romantic salad.
- I won’t touch that one. I’ll touch that one. - Nothing.
- Don’t say things like that now, Fred. - Lizzie.
Great.. I love fried rice!
- Where to? - To the party.
Ugh! I’m sorry I'm going to have to be sick all over you. Lie down. Hang on.
Nothing yet.
OK.
Shh!
- And I’ll eat the rest of her. - Yeah! And then we’ll get up...
You just don’t know how to make a marriage work.
Snot face, come here.
I hid all night in the stupid garden shed
What a pile of shit.
You shouldn’t say things like that about your mother.
- There’s a problem. Charles isn’t coming. - What do you mean?
- A game? - Yeah, a game, like we used to, in the old days.
I don’t love anyone cos love’s for girls and girls are disgusting.
OK.
i'm sorry i snapped i'll care for you you poor soul evil brendan burns! he's been vanquished. what a worthless burn absolute worthless burn! yes you can have the cutters darling. thank you tox tox up old jo yes cutters!
I’m...
Yes, it’s hard to look on the bright side but...
I wrote the note.
The warriors win and You start that celebrating
- Why not? - Remember Go-Go Mouth?
Witch Hunters Stolen Beauty
Murray is here one night a month. You had to pick tonight.
This car looks great topless.
Nice catch. OK. Hide your eyes and count to a million.
Ouch!
- Elizabeth Cronin? - Yeah.
Oh!
Oh, no, gladiolas.
It’s a burglar bag.
He’s not pretend. He’s Drop Dead Fred.
What is with your hair? Is there a Marilyn Quayle lookalike contest?
OK. I’m ready.
Hello?
Specifics, don’t you? What is it? It’s gone now.
- Let’s go. - Thanks.
And you know what will happen
Could someone grab a hold of this?
(Plinks)
Elizabeth. My God.
OK. Why did you do that?
Pirates!
Do it to them, Murray.
Well, I don’t think that works.
I forgot to give you something.
L㋛L... When You Fail At Dodging Dog Poo
Just wet dreams.
When you fail at dodging Dog poo
Hello How
How I learn a new system
we’re grown-ups now
The Legacy Forgotten Gates
Go on.
That’s for ruining the one schtup I get a month when Murray’s wife is out of town!
- Graggy. - Hey, Fred, hold this.
- Mud pie. - Is that supposed to be a joke?
It’s just... not so near the top of the water.
Wake up. Look what I’ve done.
- you give me a lift? - Absolutely. Come on.
- And you did it. - I did?
- I’m not afraid of you. - You can’t go in there.
No!
Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelique. Hello. You’re going to die. Ah!
What a pile Of $&!t
He was way out of control.
She might cut your head off.
I like him a lot better than I used to.
(Woman) Disgusting!
(Officer) Stay down here.
Got a stupid haircut!
Dinner is ready my love
Mickey, I’m so sorry. I hope I didn’t get you into trouble.
And we’ll poo her all over the table cos we’re not afraid of anything. Yeah!
This is great. The whole gang’s here. Let’s have a sick contest!
When you get home But realise you have stepped in dog poo again
Yeah.
That’s what friends are for, even imaginary ones.
Drop Dead Fred just...
Of course it is.
L㋛L... When You Fail At Dodging Dog Poo
- Go away. - You want me to go away?
Don’t take him away from me!
It’s not ready yet. We need lots of other things. We need cornflakes and orange juice. Beautiful.
That is a very strange young lady.
I promise.