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Not dolls cos we’re grown-ups now.
It... It sank.
No, you see, I think it should definitely be more like mine.
- Did so. - You did not.
Die! You’re dead, little man!
- We’re not five any more. - I know.
Kerri gone stole ma Tires
i'm not married! i'm not married! i'm not married! you know i think she wanted a furby
Pants pie can’t save me now. The only thing that can save me is a mud pie.
No, get me a chainsaw. I’m going to slice her into tiny pieces.
Do you remember the time you and Fred came over to borrow my father’s electric shaver?
- Hm? About what? - This Drop Dead Fred business.
You did more than agree. It was your idea and you were right.
You are so sick. You know what? I don’t want an imaginary friend any more.
If somebody else could see Drop Dead Fred, then I’d know I’m not crazy.
And Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today.
- Not bad, huh? - Beautiful.
So you’re all alone and you’re all unhappy.
What did you do?
Just one more thing. Love, Charlie.
For you, my love.
It’s more than your father did when he left. Does he say anything else?
We don’t have to be afraid any more.
Drop Dead Fred...
- He’s the wrong man for you. - I don’t want to hear it.
What do you think, he shits in the corner, he eats with his paws? You can’t stay here.
- All right. Let’s get Charles back. I'll help you. - OK.
Now it’s time to make our getaway through here.
- My little Chardonnay. - There you are.
I guess I'll stay in the apartment but, Janie, I really want him back.
You’re driving me crazy. Please just get out of my life.
He’s driving me crazy. It’s like he’s my best friend and yet I’m scared to death of him.
Give me it. No, don’t take him away from me.
Now.
I’ll be right back.
Get up. Get up.
Oh, Charlie.
Wow.
- I’m sorry. - So am I.
There’s nothing I can do.
Oh!
She told you to piss off! What are you deaf?
I think a car should represent its owner, don’t you?
- I did. - You did not.
I just think I’d like to be one of them. OK?
- I don’t hear you. - It’s important. He’s worse than the megabeast.
There he is.
- I don’t think I said that. - Yes.
No, no, no! Yes, yes, yes.
So that must make you cry. Well, now I know what to do.
george i really told ya not to get a rope and tie it to your head and skip to the flushy with it in a celtic knot! boing good riddance faye you farriounlloonk!
Look at Elvis.
You don’t want to let her take the green ones.
Ashura is here
What am I doing?
Fred thought he'd drop in and say Happy Birthday
Only with me.
Look out. It’s the witch. Come on. Quick.
I felt like I was back in high school again.
He’s waving at us. Wave or he might do something awful.
What a pile of shit
Fred?
Wait…! What just happened?! Please don’t look at me!
Hang on. This isn’t how the pigeons do it You’re supposed to stamp on her head and peck her.
I know.
Don’t you agree, Nigel?
Come on.
i love fried rice!
Pirates!
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- Fred! - It’s either him or me, Elizabeth.
She’s regressed to where these children are.
- Thanks. - I think I was six when we moved away.