Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I’m not afraid of the megabeast. - I’m not either.

Yeah, sure. I’ll just touch that one.

I know what’s best for me. You have to stop treating me like I’m your enemy.

Nothing. Would you come sit here with me, Mother?

Don’t eat the napkin, dear. I’ve got a black belt and I could break you like that.

- Elizabeth? - Yeah, it’s me, Mother.

Ate dog poo yet George dear? Boing good riddance Faye

- Who? Drop Dead? - An imaginary friend I had as a child.

- Do you work here? - No.

Nothing beats heartly congrats

- I’m just describing what I saw. - Everybody has strange friends, even you.

Come on. Snot face, let’s go.

Fred, come back.

SNOT FACE, WAKE UP!

He’s just a total and utter girl, isn’t he?

Grace look you wasted it and you'll waste I need your help At three in the morning? I couldn't sleep I hear you knocking but you can't come in Murray's in there you can't stay long

May I have some cereal?

- Nigel, do it. - No, I won’t.

Yes, but before that he was interesting.

If you're a good little girl, your candidate will win

The little games we used to play.

Fred? What did you do, give this Fred a key?

I’m not a coward. Have they gone?

- Boo! Hello, snot face! - Argh!

I don’t know.

Is he the violent type?

What just happened…?! Please don’t look at me!

No. Look, it’s OK. It’s all been great to me.

What is wrong with you?

- Mickey. Goodness. - Yeah!

Just look in there. Please.

Repeat after me. I don’t need a man to complete my life.

You’ve been playing with him, haven’t you?

or give her a kiss good night.

Aye aye, Captain.

I realise you’re feeling pretty conflicted right now.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

See that? Promise.

- Not like you can. - Nah.

When you warned him about your large ba-donka-donk and thunder thighs but he still insists on a "full sit"

Fred, what are you doing here?

- Michael, take your foot out of my door. - Oh...

And a pair of your pants. We’re making pants pie.

Hey, we were all a little afraid of your mother.

You’re getting good at this. Let’s go.

Mother, do you remember when I was little I had this friend? He was make-believe.

I don’t know what to say.

- Excuse me. Yes, I have. - Did not.

I did this self-actualising workshop and they taught us that pain is your friend.

No, listen. Would you listen? I am in control with Lizzie.

- It’s very purple. - Annabelle.

- That’s probably where the diamonds are hidden. - Yeah! Great idea.

OOPS forgot underwear

It was three years... in June.

An old friend and I don’t mean you.

Well... I know how much you... hate the word divorce

You’re fired.

How about the silverware service? A complete mystery to me but was completely ruined.

It was funny. I didn’t know whether I should hold her hand when we walked down the street

Nine, maybe ten. I love it.

- All I know is what you did with her on our sofa. - Lizzie, I'm sorry.

- I’m not criticising. - You are.

I really thought that Charles wanted me back.

flair out of fuck just get it out my hair gotta get it out my hair! gotta get it out my hair! cause it was just a dick and i knew got me going mad sitting on it's chair just get out my hair! bomb you can't see the fact that teeth are done thought plastic bobbies meant you cry over with parts bigger than your dog is when i knew everyone you got hot you got hotties

But on the way there, I caught cornflakes disease.

- It’s been 20 years. - At least.

- I didn’t do anything to her. - You said the same thing then.

The evil one reigns supreme.

- That never happened. - It didn’t happen, but you wanted it to.

Did they live happily ever after?

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger (2011-2012)

Yeah. For a girl.

- I’m sorry, Pol. - Stand still. I’ll clean it later.

You can’t stay here, though.

Don’t you ever be like her.

Janie, hold on. Hold on a second. I'm just gonna get some change.