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you'll be applying for a joint loan, so...
me.
The next day,
She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
That cork is the size of a softball
Kids, everybody makes mistakes.
because all I want to do right now is ask you
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have led with the divorce lawyer part.
then Marshall blew his.
They were fighting because they didn't get the loan
Tempted as he was, Marshall was still too upset.
Welcome to my humble abode.
No, way. That-that can't be right.
Who wants chocolate pancakes?
I am so sorry.
Yeah, I know,
I feel so at home here.
He had a detective club as a kid.
I have 15 credit cards, and they're all maxed out.
Marshall's gonna get you guys, Lily's gonna get me.
The only thing missing from that bathrobe are your initials.
was give Marshall a few hours to cool off about
I-I don't know, tell him, um,
Jump! You afraidy cat!
Honey, once you've made the sale,
It wasn't.
and I know there's no way to undo what I've done,
I'm, I'm gonna stop you right there.
Can't you imagine starting a family here?
You have quite a bit of debt.
Right after I furnish the apartment.
I hit redial on the phone.
He earns the big bucks.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
A place like this really needs a lady of the house.
Greenstein and Lee, Divorce Attorneys.
you're gonna need a stronger stomach than that, doll-face.
Marshall Eriksen,
- where are they? - Oh.
Oh, I see, you're not New Yorkers.
And for Lily and Marshall,