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Quit being a caddy? No way!
Here are your first assignments.
Whoa! 20 bucks!
I'm playing golf!
That wad is your future.
I should be so lucky.
It's always been my dream to work around blood.
Did you honestly think a little vandalism would shut us down?
the Springfield Junipers Wealthy."
I heard it's where divorced parents go to get back together.
and, instead of wafers and wine,
I am the head of a legitimate religion.
Digitaria sanguinalis.
♪ I'm alright... ♪
These people are horrible.
then you wouldn't be motivated to earn wads of your own.
Looks like I picked the right summer job.
get huge breaks on their property taxes,
and Ramon's famous Bloody Marys.
Mm‐hmm.
but I think this religion checks all the boxes.
You joined?
She's a terrific person and a top‐notch meteorologist.
which is completely unfair.
Marge, I'm sorry,
that churches rake it in but pay nothing.
Here you go. Buy yourself a bigger tip jar.
your "supporters" have backed.