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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and Ramon's famous Bloody Marys.
get huge breaks on their property taxes,
I should be so lucky.
that churches rake it in but pay nothing.
Mm‐hmm.
Quit being a caddy? No way!
It's always been my dream to work around blood.
♪ I'm alright... ♪
Here you go. Buy yourself a bigger tip jar.
Digitaria sanguinalis.
Did you honestly think a little vandalism would shut us down?
These people are horrible.
Whoa! 20 bucks!
You joined?
and, instead of wafers and wine,
She's a terrific person and a top‐notch meteorologist.
the Springfield Junipers Wealthy."
That wad is your future.
but I think this religion checks all the boxes.
your "supporters" have backed.
which is completely unfair.
then you wouldn't be motivated to earn wads of your own.
I am the head of a legitimate religion.
Here are your first assignments.
Marge, I'm sorry,
I heard it's where divorced parents go to get back together.
Looks like I picked the right summer job.
I'm playing golf!