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I was wondering if you had any comments on Earl, the dog Dani Rojas killed today.
Oh, look on the bright side, Ted.
And it's nothing personal.
-Fine. -Thank you.
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Sexually.
There you go.
I got a red card for elbowing a girl in her neck.
I-I don't remember it happening, but my mother said it was pretty--
Ishowspeed
That's pretty good.
-All right, Dani. -Okay, Coach.
Oh, gamesmanship from the keeper. How will Rojas respond?
allowing yourself to be intimate again.
I see friends all the time.
But it's not about him. It's about why the fuck you think he deserves you.
Ted, what are your thoughts on therapy?
Well, I know that you guys are just gonna smash it next week.
You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning.
on the UK's number one show, Lust Conquers All?
Right, so… Come.
Tom Cruise was rocking a little, tiny ponytail in both those films.
Goldfish?
To Earl.
Oh, hi, Ted.
Take a deep breath, yeah?
And how come?
Thoughts going into your first connection call?
and nothing has to really change, and no one has to solve anything?
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All people are different people.
Hey, Doc… tor.
"Is there a problem?" I go, "Yeah, there's a problem."
I'm so sorry. I-- I actually didn't know I was
are not a superstition.
I sure can, Arlo.
I mean, he's age-appropriate, financially appropriate.
He's underselling. We have a Shakespearean fucking tragedy.
I'm leaving work right now.
Well, Keeley, I feel like
And the other half of me is thinking, "But it's Martin Short.
She's amazing.
So I mean, how is it ever possible to truly feel safe with someone?
for when they ask about Luke and Leia making out.
which is currently a tie between Southampton and Swansea.
I feel like a little shit.