Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Led Zeppelin, 1971, right?

He's not in the area. He must have headed back out to sea.

I'm working on a nickname, though. Oh yeah?

In conventional battle, certainly that's true.

- Dodge here. - Dodge, this is Admiral Graham.

Keep your eye on the string Cos the upward pressure on SPY is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can

Wait. Better check it outjust to make sure.

What's our mission, rescue Gilligan?

Why don't you do it again in case they didn't hear you?

And this time you'll be given a proper crew,

However, under the circumstances,

- Still setting terms, huh, Dodge? - Just respectfully requesting, sir.

but tattooed on his genitalia.

Friday Night Lights Let’s Kick This Pig

Captain Blood, bring forth the prisoner.

Let's take her down to... oh, say 500 feet.

I do their hailing call against the hull. Sometimes they actually answer back.

You think we're all going to jump out of bed and have a big hot steaming cup of seal fat?

- Yes, sir. - Dismissed.

- Stepanak, what are you doing? - As little as possible, sir.

I mean on purpose?

Squawk on hands-free.

All right, that's enough for today. Let's get the hell out of here.

First you'll attempt to invade Charleston harbour.

This can expired in 1966.

Too bad for me. That's why you invited me to Charleston, to gloat that he didn't show up?

We're all in this together, and you and your career are in the hands of those assholes.

- You know better, get up here and drive. - I don't think I should, sir.

Cited for tactical excellence, joint NATO exercise.

Live it up, guys. You earned it.

Aye-aye, sir. Submerge the boat.

Sir, this exercise is invalid. Dodge left the containment area...

- Well, then open it. - Roger.

You bastard, Dodge!

# Yo-ho and blow the man down

One noise from you, we could have been in a world of trouble.

- Not a float in a parade or something? - I'm afraid so, Sonar.

- Admiral, all due respect, this is my boat. - Not right now it's not. With all due respect.

What's the matter? It still tastes like creamed corn.

Convergint Technologies Service Specialist at his finest!!

- I looked up your scores. I have a printout. - I have no doubt.

Nobody saw that.

Now it sounds like there's two of 'em.

I have dedicated a substantial portion of my life to getting my own boat.

Steady on course. Keep an ear out for commercial traffic.

Forget the phone. Put it on the squawk.

Thank you, sir.

All right, gentlemen. Let's kick this pig!

That would be a problem.

I lost a grand on that army game, butterfingers.

I could not in good conscience accept another command without them.

- Do you know what time 1100 is? - That would be after 1000, sir.

The U.S. Navy on Sunday, June 18th: Yeah. Almost sounded like... an explosion.

- Why notjust come up from underneath? - You got to go through the cavitation.

but he's gone AWOL with US government property.

and will attend its launching on Friday.

- You're mine, maggot! - Ha!

It still tastes like creamed corn.

Those are whales, sir.

- Show him a bunk. - There's a problem, sir.

- Naturally you would take the light end. - You can't handle it, sweetheart?

Executive Officer Martin Pascal has something he'd like to say to you.

- This can't be my boat, sir. - Well, it most certainly is.

This crew is the most incompetent bunch of retards and assholes in fire department history.

Let's go Dodgers!!! End the Series tonight!!!

Your actions were totally inappropriate. It's not the way a prospective captain acts.

Here are recent satellite photos of Russian bases at Petropavlovsk and Vladivostok.

I'll take care of it, sir.

- Gimme all you got, Howard. - Aye, sir.

Approximately ten feet to bottom, sir.

- Orlando is on definitive search and destroy. - At least we'll know where she is.

Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick.