Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This orgy didn't count.

I just think...

I invited Jeremy to the party.

the moment that my parents conceived me.

that can last years.

into a house full of vampires. (gasps)

is because they won't shut up about CrossFit.

And now that bit is done.

Is there anything you need?

I wouldn't go that far.

I'm very happy that my master's gonna help me find a virgin,

you can either kill them

(exhales) I will talk to him.

Are you role-playing as a depressed man?

(record static)

-En garde, there. -GUILLERMO: It's just a lot of demanding things.

-NANDOR: Knock, knock. -Oh. Good evening, master.

(rapid drumming)

that will have our orgy talked about for centuries.

-Yeah, that's a nosebleed. (chuckles) -Yeah.

-Why do you need to time travel? -It's about saving lives.

We've been having some hella crazy Fortnite sessions.

-(laughs) -(vampires cheer)

I don’t give a fuck, his name is Ronald Reagan

you announce yourself...

But, um... he's also my friend.

The Christian college chastity club seemed promising until

I always wanted one of these