Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(old-timey piano music playing)
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It was a lot of just very terrible chitchat.
Yeesh.
COLIN: So, uh...
* You sold out your dream to the world *
My darling, I have found something
-VAMPIRE 5: I think I'm going to take off. -NADJA: N-No, no.
All right there, Constantin?
The cat o' nine tails.
VAMPIRE 2: Yes! Vampire Tricked in Steam Room!
Jeremy and I go way back.
-Yeah. Yeah. -(Jeremy chuckles)
surrounded, I think, by women.
than finding out your husband has made porn
* You're dead and out of this world *
GUILLERMO: Jeremy, you have to leave.
'cause it is slim pickings
-There you go. -Yeah. (chuckles)
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, kinda.
-keep shopping... -He is a virgin.
and they are too ashamed
Jeremy's here. He just got here,
Then the answer's no.
your feelings have been hurt.
They're gonna tear him apart.
-(groans) -Oh, boy.
-Good boy, that's right. -(groaning) -Must be my birthday.