Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Mmm. How were the dildos?"

-Are we hosting a quinceañera? -(gasps)

GUILLERMO: Um...

-Geez, Jeremy. God. -It's not going well. (chuckles)

200-year-old peekaboo cape,

I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires.

Okay, these are both good.

You don't like the Christmas section?

of the very randy vampire.

Is it hot in here? (chuckles)

BLONDE: Shut up and get over here.

-(vampire 2 whoops) -(mouthing) -Anyway,

She said that my pornos were boring,

Well, you could argue, though, that all you need

doesn't really work for vampires,

Makes it easier when you find someone

Okay. Oops. (chuckles)

-(laughs, groans) -Oh, boy.

But they lack one thing and one important thing.

Um, and, uh, who are you?

-A two-person orgy. -VAMPIRE 4: What?

What is with all the shouting?

after a poor orgy.

-Is this a cult? -Ticktock, little birdie.

We were really just attached

that have thrown terrible orgies,

But not silver,

to put all over the carpet?

which makes sense, because, uh...

-and we have cherries in our bums. -Yeah.

would you think it was a mood killer

-(grunts) -GUILLERMO: You know, I like to keep

I don't give a fuck his name was Joe

Fornicating, diddling, widdling, snarling.