Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, no. -Listen, my name is Laszlo,

(sitar music playing)

Because Laszlo will spray all over the carpet.

And absorbent towels. Lots of them.

but because they would literally, um, use hot glue.

-Jiang Shi! -Nadja!

We've been friends, um, since high school.

-your gamertag? You can tell me. -No, no.

Who was the guy who spanked us at the track last night? Fucking Mike...

You wait till my good lady wife sees this.

-FLAPPER: Zounds! I'm indecent! -(grunting)

Oh, God, they're gonna rip him apart.

I don't give a fuck His name was AL

* Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead *

before I say something I'm gonna regret.

They just flit around. Shame bats.

Here we have the traditional animal fur laden with rings.

When David's being professional But I know he's talking about Andrew

I would kill you, though.

-It's just... -I don't...

My codpiece. Bat codpiece.

but you couldn't?

as stimulating as it is,

That's a lot of porn.

-Work stuff. It's... My boss just keeps, -I'm so sorry.

never once realizing

and for our good vampire names to go down in history

-I just feel that sometimes... -Yes, yes.

An amazing experience

I seem to have, uh, overfished that...

What am I doing to my ass cheeks?

I mean, how could we see what you were doing