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What?! I was supposed to blow up the plane!
No, I was--
Well, then this isn't a real airline.
No, it's a stroke.
Read the dossier.
about 500 miles from you.
and poop-related septicemia!
and the second, on Nagasaki.
No, Ken. Turn it off.
Is this Brett's blood?
Where did you and Hatsumi and Keiko used to live?
that crashed near here, so...
How can I relax while we are at war?
Well, since I can only assume
Why? Why are you sorry?!
I'm gonna parent the shit outta that kid,
You're to secure it, then destroy the aircraft.
God, okay, final offer, ten thousand baht,
Well?
because I feel like a total dick.
if I were to return after so many years.
Well, I'm not falling for it again.
and also-- shit!
Sneak attack. Typical.
Yes, I know where this airplane is.
Suit yourself.
and if you screw it up,
if you're genetic females.
Goddammit.
Exactly. That's the whole point.
Liar. Why would I lie about the war being over?
Uh, no, I merely implied that.
Well unless you wanna swim there--
I call 'em "Mike and Vikes."
Oh, lord. Gross.
Japan finally surrenders,
on one of your usual self-pitying benders.
Duh!
And then all the remaining ones?
I smell toast.
Only because you just broke two of my ribs,
Ugh, no, just the same type.
Now...